littlegreenfag
4 days ago

When the Harry Potter HBO series comes out, I better not be seeing any of the bullshit justifications that you guys used to justify your Hogwarts Legacy purchases.

"Oh, she won't be making any money from it!"
She's the executive producer.

"There's no ethical consumption under capitalism anyway!"
That excuse applies when you're talking about things that humans actually need, like food. That excuse does not apply when you're talking about a TV show.

"I have to support the creators!"
No you don't. No you fucking don't. If that excuse was true, you'd have to consume every piece of media that was ever created. Besides, Warner Brothers is a billion-dollar corporation. You won't hurt their feelings if you boycott one TV show.

"But it was my childhood!"
I don't care. I legitimately do not care.


I don't wanna go through this bullshit again. Just don't fucking watch the series. It's that simple.

o-kurwa
1 month ago

Allah fed him

[Video Description: Video by @ItsBandage. A man walks into the kitchen while looking at his phone and accidentally steps on a tennis ball. It makes a squeaking sound as he steps on it and goes flying. The man falls to the floor, clutching his shoulder in pain. Meanwhile, the tennis ball bounces off a cabinet, then the sink, then the microwave. This causes the microwave to open and a Shawarma to fall out. The sound of a chorus briefly plays the microwave door opens. The Shawarma falls onto the floor, directly into the mouth of the man lying there after the fall. He makes some confused chewing motions with his mouth. Meanwhile, the ball bounces off the wall again, then hits a knife hanging precariously off the edge of a cabinet, causing it to fall onto s cutting board below it where an apple sits. The apple is cut clean in half, and one of those halves falls to the floor, directly into the fallen man’s mouth. He makes some chewing motions again, beginning to consume the apple. The Shawarma is no longer there. Meanwhile, the ball bounces off the ceiling, hits the head of another man filming with his phone, bounces off a toilet, then hits a water cooler jug of sitting on the kitchen counter. The container tips over and spills copious amounts of water onto the face of the man who has fallen on the floor. He struggles to drink it.The video cuts a Sheikh talking with a caller off-screen. Both men speak in Arabic.

Caller: Salam Sheikh

Sheikh: Welcome. Salam. 

Caller: Today I accidentally fell and a Shawarma fell in my mouth with some extra Tahini.

Sheikh: OK?

Caller: And a slice of apple, and around 3 liters of water. Should I keep fasting? Or was it Allah Who has fed me?

The Sheikh stares dumfounded at the camera, mouth slightly ajar as he blinks several times, saying nothing.

End Video Description.]